jacob

I believe it's time for me to be famous and out of place

follow for bad jokes

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

(Source: nevillles, via dianaisatwat)

illkim:

Summer expectations

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Summer reality

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bl-ossomed:

v-anillamoon:


Advice from the 6 bus

this is golden

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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android18:

miranda cosgrove stands uncomfortably against a wall while two angry lesbians have an argument

lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

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fruitpacks:

it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences

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gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

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telapathetic:

ireland is my favourite place in the world

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

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stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend