jacob

I believe it's time for me to be famous and out of place

follow for bad jokes

idreamofjimmy:

neyruto:

i hate the way this website romanticizes jimmy neutron 

Did someone say romance

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(via piercethebeau)

queerashellandstuff:

queerashellandstuff:

pros about being in lesbians with a girl

  • can makeout in the girls bathroom
  • girls are cute af
  • wear each others’ clothes
  • fantastic sex

cons about being in lesbians with a girl

  • ?????
  • there aren’t any??

it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl

  • she won’t kill the spider either
  • two periods

(via a-work-of-dreams)

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

(via hurttinqq)

orcas:

orcas:

My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile

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(via surprisebitch)

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES
baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you
artificialhusband:

this joke is bone dry

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

purplehairedfraek:

amozon28:

m7angela:

fallenark:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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this is a golden post

(Source: icelikelollies, via sykopsycho)

nuclearpowerbottom:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SINCE 1902