jacob

I believe it's time for me to be famous and out of place

follow for bad jokes

aperturemurder:



I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT
sextnoise:

ahhahahahahah
dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

fagmobs:

precumming:

u have a butthole …… i have a tongue ….. interesting

image

(via punk-ass-barakat)

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

(Source: transmaizono, via punk-ass-barakat)

skeletonwarrior:

owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:



i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT
twentyonepunks:

you egg

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(Source: nizzlekicks, via crazy-jensenackles-fangirl)

distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD
thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:


hesaidonlyoneword-run:
shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!
If homophobia were a conversation about food...
  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.